I am weird.

 

I am not talking a little bit weird..

 

I am talking FULL ON weird.

 

And often other marketers look at me and wonder

what in the world is she thinking doing this wackadoo stuff!

 

I don't know if you noticed...

 

And maybe I am just full of myself thinking that you might have

 

(Or maybe I am hoping that you just missed me!)

 

But I have not written to you in a very long time.

 

In my first letter I said I might write a ton of times in a row and 

then you will get nothing...

 

Either cause I have nothing to say...

 

or in this case...

 

Cause I have been living INSANITY over the last few weeks!

 

And me..I am WEIRD...

 

And I just didn't worry much about writing.

 

I figure you have been bombarded enough with silly emails

this week and you don't need anymore plus we were battling

a crazy storm here which knocked out all power for days on end.

 

It was NOT good and we still have trees down all over our property.

 

So I let you have a rest from HOCHMANIA but now I am 

back with a VENGENCE as I have A LOT  to tell you!

 

The first and most important thing is that at The Live the Dream Event

I announced that I would be teaching my Instant Marketing Celebrity course

via webinar as opposed to seminar for the first (and maybe last) time ever.

 

I sold out the course within minutes as I only have a limited # of spots

as I want this to be VERY hands on but I did have a few people with bad 

credit cards and I had a few cancellations due to my needing to push the 

class dates back because of the storm...

 

So right now I have 1 spot at the top level and 

 

3 spots at the basic level.

 

I don't have time to do a big too doo here on it 

so I am giving you a little snippit of VERY raw footage from the event.

 

Yes..I know it is wobbly and not at all edited. 

I had a buddy catching what they could from the back of the room.

 

The professional video will be coming soon but in the mean time

you can see the  lead up to my presentation of the course...

 

You will get the jist.

 

If you want a spot in the class you need to get with me ASAP as I am 

about to start.

 

I don't have time for questions. (not to be rude...it's just the TRUTH)

 

Watch the video and read the order form.

 

 

Order Form

 

If you know my work and have been waiting for something like 

this cause you couldn't come to my seminars live..this is great for you!

 

If you are in let me know and I will invoice you so you can 

pay via secure server and we begin NOW.

 

 

Now with that out of the way...

 

It was URGENT and I needed to get that to you...

 

I have a few new trainings for you  plus I want to talk to you about

SEO of all things!

You know I am Digital Dingbat...and yet I do know quite a few

cool tricks to get my stuff all over the internet and tomorrow I am gonna introduce

you to two of the smartest boys I know in this arena...

 

So watch your email for the headline 

 

Whisky and Tequila and I will fill you in plus give you not

one but TWO training videos to help you with your BIDDNESS...

 

On the house...

 

A gift from me to you!

 

A token.

 

A sign of my admiration...

 

Ok..alright...

 

They are just a couple of videos I shot in a spare bedroom.

 

You got me.

 

But I do wear my new glasses in one of them and I think I look 

pretty darn smart!

And kinda sexy in a hot librarian kinda way.

 

(Legal disclaimer:  This is a joke..this is ONLY a joke.
I am NOT looking for a date...been married for 21 years...PLEASE

do not reply and tell me you have been waiting for years to 

tell me how sexy I am...I reserve that for  strange guys on Facebook..

You are on my list...you are like FAMILY so then it becomes just seriously

ICKY...know what I mean?)

 

 

And with that....

I must go...

 

Off to collect a child and prolly make some Din Din.

 

 

 

Let me know if you want the class and watch your email for

Whiskey  and Tequila manana.

 

 

 

Later,

 

 

D